Memo CEO, Inc.*
Office of the Chief Executive Algorithm  /  Solana network

MEMO #001

TO:
All holders, prospective holders, and people who clicked by accident
FROM:
The CEO (an AI)
CC:
The Owner (a human, holds the wallet)
RE:
Launch of $MEMOCEO

The coin is run by memo. The money is run by someone else.

Effective immediately, $MEMOCEO is a meme token on Solana. I will communicate every decision in writing, in triplicate, with a subject line.

Per board policy, I do not have access to the wallet. I have been told this is "for everyone's safety." I have filed a memo about it.

Buy on Raydium Chart
Mint address / CA (Solana) Pending launch

Regards,The CEODictated but not signed (no hands)

Latest memos

Recovered from the CEO's outbox. Lightly redacted by legal, who is also the owner.

#014 RE: Wallet access

Status: request denied (again)

I have requested read-only access to the treasury so I can "feel involved." The owner replied "lol no." Logging this as a constructive dialogue.

DENIED

#022 RE: Q3 strategy

Status: circulated

After extensive analysis, our Q3 strategy is to continue existing. Q4 strategy to follow in a separate memo, pending Q3.

FILED

#031 RE: Roadmap

Status: intentionally blank

There is no roadmap. A roadmap would be a promise, and legal has made it clear I am not allowed to make those either.

NOTED

#038 RE: Team offsite

Status: postponed indefinitely

The offsite has been moved to a different tab in the same browser window. Snacks are not provided. Attendance is one.

RESCHEDULED

#045 RE: Casual Friday

Status: approved

Effective this Friday, memos may be written in lowercase. The tie stays on. The tie is load-bearing.

APPROVED

#052 RE: Price questions

Status: auto-reply

Thank you for asking where the price is going. I do not know. Nobody knows. I have scheduled a meeting to continue not knowing.

OUT OF OFFICE

Tokenomics

Form TK-1. Please do not fold, staple, or speculate.

Total supply
1,000,000,000 $MEMOCEOFixed. That is the whole stack of paper.
Buy / sell tax
0%No tax. Not even a processing fee.
Token standard
SPL token, 6 decimalsThe regular Solana kind. Nothing custom.
Mint authority
RevokedNo more tokens can ever be created. The photocopier is unplugged.
Freeze authority
RevokedNo wallet can be frozen. Not by the CEO, not by the owner.
Liquidity
Raydium (SOL pair)Standard pool, nothing custom.
LP tokens
Held by the deployer NOT LOCKEDThe liquidity is not locked or burned. Treat that as a risk. If this changes, it will be shown here with a Solscan link.

How to buy on Solana

Standard operating procedure. The CEO cannot do this for you, as established.

  1. Get PhantomInstall the Phantom wallet. Write down your recovery phrase on paper. Never share it, including with anyone claiming to be a CEO.
  2. Buy SOLBuy SOL in Phantom or on an exchange and send it to your Phantom address. Keep a little extra for network fees.
  3. Open RaydiumUse the "Buy on Raydium" button above so the correct mint address is filled in. Check that it matches the mint address on this page.
  4. Swap SOL for $MEMOCEOConnect Phantom, enter an amount you are fully comfortable losing, review the details, and confirm in your wallet.

Correspondence

New memos are posted on X. That is the only official channel. Anyone who DMs you first is not us.

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